Friday, 22 January 2010

HATI-HATI DENGAN MENU KEDAI MAMAK

DULU MASA TENGAH JADIK STUDENT, AKU SLALU G KEDAI MAMAK, BAJETT LARI, MAKAN ROTI CANAII SUDAH...NGAN NASI LEMAK SERINGGIT GILER LEMAK + KALORI
BANYAK PEKERJA NYER DARI INDIA OR BANGLA2, MULA2 TAK RETI CAKAP MELAYU, YANG DIA PAHAM ROTI CANAI, TEH TARIK, OK TAK PE...NEXT WEEK PLAK UDAH PANDAI, BAGUS-BAGUS :) WAITER GLAMER SKIT, KASI UP! KEDAI MAMAK NIH, KALO DIORANG BERCAKAP PON KADANG TUNGGANG TERBALIK, TAKPE2 AKU TAK KISAH LAGI...JANJI KO PAHAM APER AKU ORDER TAPI YANG AKU TAK TAHAN KALO JADI CENGGINI....


CREDIT 2 NARPHY..

WAH...AKU TAK MAU TELUR BAWAH KO! AHAKSZZ!! CAM TETIBER JER AKU YANG MALU, NAK BLAH JER PON ADER BILER TENGOK MUKA WAITER TU BALIK, AHAHA!!

"DOUBLE MEANING"! ADAKAH AKU YANG MEREPEK?! ;p

DUSHH!! DUSHH!! WAKEUP BABEH! :p

AHA....ADER LAGIK, MASER AKU G ISI MINYAK KAT ESSO, SATU DARI TEMPAT ISI ANGIN TU ROSAK, TAPI DIA TULIS..."ROSKA"....OK! THEN AKU TENGOK SEKELILING, NAK GAK TENGOK MUKA PEKERJANYER...

ABANG BANGLA U... OIC!




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28 comments:

  1. Ena22 January 2010 at 11:01

    wakakakka...
    tak agak2 la dorng nak wat menu cenggituw.. main tuliss jer kan!.. ish!!..Ishh!!.. Ishhh!!!..
    Org Bangla memg banyak cenggituw... kot yer pun chekc la dulu kan.. hentam sajer.. lau org tu lurus bendul camner? mesti dier tanya balik aper mankanyer tu? kui3x..

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  2. Pija Madzlan22 January 2010 at 11:04

    Huhuhu...seb la baru abis roti tulur...kalau tak mau tak lalu mamam terbayang apa itu 'tosai tulur bawah'

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  3. Reflisia22 January 2010 at 11:05

    erk...memang merosakkan bahasa la dorang ni..

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  4. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 11:07

    hahaha..lawak betol laa..

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  5. hajarus22 January 2010 at 11:10

    kihkihkih.. kelakor la n3 ieda ni... hahaha...

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  6. lagenda22 January 2010 at 11:28

    Salam Ziarah,

    Ha ha ha nak tergelak la lawak la kalau la apa yang jadi kat puan tu trjadi dekat saya mau terguling-guling gelak kat situ

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  7. h4ni322 January 2010 at 11:28

    kikiki.. ape makna telur bawah tuh?
    x penah la pulak jumpe
    lawak jer
    (LG 1)

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  8. mamaarifakeemaisy22 January 2010 at 11:28

    weeei telur mata ada la...mana mai telur bawah tuuuttt..! haish...malu gk weeehh!

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  9. Wansteddy Tales22 January 2010 at 11:29

    sungguh lucas ;P
    ngahhahahaa

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  10. Aujinz22 January 2010 at 11:41

    hahahhaha...
    nasib baik laaa kat tempat aku takde menu tue..
    kalo tak mau aku sepak mamak tue...

    keh keh keh...:))

    sedang bayangkan menghorder menu.."Mamak, bagi telur bawah satu!"..awwww... tak kuasa mak...=))

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  11. ezzati22 January 2010 at 11:54

    what the???

    roti jantan kot tu..ada 2 biji telur..nape kasi nama gitu...ewwwww

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  12. ** Perfect Love **22 January 2010 at 11:54

    hahahha... telor bawah mesti kaler.. *tut*.. ishh say epun dah pikir lain laaaa

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  13. Farah22 January 2010 at 12:08

    hahahaha..gelak guling2 aku baca.

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  14. Didi Nadhirah22 January 2010 at 12:11

    sila fikir positif hehehehe :P

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  15. Aus MeLankoLik22 January 2010 at 12:16

    ahahaha...

    ade ke menu camtu..
    memang ROSKA btul penulis menu tu..
    boleh merosakkan akidah pencinta roti canai..
    ahaha..

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  16. Sharinginfoz22 January 2010 at 12:51

    macam2 kan janji halal, sodap, bersih dan murah

    Pemimpin or Dipimpin???

    Apsal Nama Afiqah Bukan Danish

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  17. Nurshahfamily22 January 2010 at 13:15

    ade2 je mamak nie ek?

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  18. ..nOj..22 January 2010 at 13:26

    ahahahaha ko ni wat lawat agak2 la. dh aku terbayang telo bangla tu. hahahahah. adeh terlucah plak. huhuh

    btw lawo umah baru dia

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  19. ieda22 January 2010 at 14:08

    ishk2 ... sabor jerlah ko dik .. hehehe
    leh nampak layie tuh .. hermm kalau akak nieh dah x perasana dahhh .. janji makanan kat situ sedap .. heheh kalau makan punn tgh lapoor agaknya mana nak perasan mender2 cenggini ... wakkaka

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  20. Fiza Rahman22 January 2010 at 14:18

    Wakakaka...sengih sesorang kat depat PC nih, 1st time dgr tosai telur bawah. ker typing error, bawang jadi bawah...ahaks...

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  21. ♥ Anje a.k.a Mama_Balqis ♥22 January 2010 at 14:20

    he...he...kelako tol la...kengkadang kiter tak perasan perkara2 camni kan...kalo tak teliti betul2....haq roska tu agaknyer dia nak tulis ROSA penyanyi indon tu kot????kih...kih

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  22. Suziey Ahmad22 January 2010 at 14:33

    waakakkaka..lawaknya..camne ler rupenye kan..ekekeek:P

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  23. rosma22 January 2010 at 16:04

    xsuke kedai mamak...xtau why?

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  24. LiAnA22 January 2010 at 16:32

    wkakaka.. adoii sesuka rasa je buat ayat.. geli pulak tetiba :p

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  25. Mrs. Mizan22 January 2010 at 19:08

    hahhaahaaa.. kelaka seyh.. ros ka, pun ros ka la...

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  26. myQza22 January 2010 at 19:49

    ngeri betul menu dia!

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  27. Ir. hydir22 January 2010 at 20:27

    sadis betul .. mcm tu pon ada
    knp x komplen kat kedai mamak tu .. hoho

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  28. Pepel BoNda AmaNi25 January 2010 at 10:05

    hahaahhahah tue la namanya bahasa jiwa bangsa...hhahahh

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